I love you, Nick Offerman
This is the part where you see my messy corner of the internet.
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
When you get to my age, you can’t go a whole weekend eating McDonald’s, pizza, and gas station food.
If you try to (or are put in a position where you need to), you will feel like your stomach wants to kill you.
I’d never drawn Zatanna. I fixed that. #comics #dc #doodle #zatanna #kiddie #fun
Okay, I just got pseudo-corrected on fashion in a fan fiction. I’ve been yelled at for this and people have tried to prove me wrong. Friends, I am here to correct those who have tried to correct me in the past.
With costume knowledge, and years of working in the theater…
DEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPP!!!! #eagle #sculpture #murica #patriotic